*Pokes head into 4 Blokes 1 Blog*

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You're still here? It's over!

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Go home!*

Brenda update: spent the past year bouncing from pub job to pub job, barely earning enough to pay rent. Then the following happened:

• Dad comes home and says I can get 6 weeks temp work at the Oxford University, no pay but good experience in an office environment
• One week before job starts: 'Oh by the way, you'll be getting paid but probably only £5 an hour or so'
• First day of job: New boss: 'Right, you're on pay grade 4.1, that means £13 an hour'
• After first week: 'Oh by the way we're going to put you on a 6 month contract'

Goes to show it's not what you know, it's who you know. Maybe who you suck too.

Peace bitches, I'm going to go drink cocktails on sunny beaches during business trips**

- Brenda

*10 points if you get the movie reference

**Sit behind a desk 9-5 and smash my face into the keyboard to see what phrases come out