Monkey Sabotage

I know it was on the weekend 8th of Feb, but nobody has blogged about gay's birthday.

So here is a blog about gay's birthday. It's full of words and recollections about past events.

Most important thing first: four-man kart returned to the house. I'm well aware that Katie has played (as Toad.....boo) to fill the Brenda-shaped void, but surely that's three-man plus one-woman kart. Just doesn't have the same ring to it. Two sessions of Kart were had, the first seeing Luke do a naked lap up to the bottle bank and making a bottle deposit in not only great fashion, but great speed. One thing that was noticed is that monkey hadn't been on the track in quite a while, and as such, was a bit sloppy. Taking out people left right and centre, over-taking others only to crash out in front of them in dramatic style, and making noises of general dis contempt for his painful predicament. He failed to get a championship, but avoided naked runs, and that's what counts at the end of the day.

George's birthday, unsurprisingly, involved a trip to Jesters, which, unsurprisingly, involved us getting overly drunk, which, unsurprisingly, involved us getting torso-naked towards the end of the night to the Bay Watch theme. It was the Bay Watch theme, right? I really can't remember, I mean I assume it was the Bay Watch theme as that's the traditional thing to do, but it might have just been a mass Jesters strip session. Wouldn't be the first time. Anyway Katie bought me two shots of Gin and I almost vommed, throats were made hoarse by much shouting, and nobody fell into a bush on the way home, so job well done. Gay's penis cake was also fantastically made by Katie, and I'll try to attach a picture of it in a later post (unless somebody can do this ahead of me).

As for Brenda, I've returned to working in a petrol station 40 hours a week, and am currently enjoying two days off. Also considering indulging in cheese and wine at some point.

- Brenda